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Well, thank goodness that's over! Stayed in Kazakhstan for just over a year. Hmm. Well, apart from the mishaps going to Uzbekistan and Kyrgyzstan and the frustrations to do with getting working visas it was pretty safe and... ... Look, there just isn't all that much to do here and Astana is effing expensive. We saw the river frozen, thawed and stinky and then frozen again. We went to the park and saw the Pyramid and the monument thing and we used public transport and took about 200 photos (averaging about 16 photos per month) of anything that seemed remotely noteworthy. Mostly stray cats. After approximately 600 classes teaching English I

So much has happened since I last posted! Well, on the 31st January 2009 the husband and I got married again (this time it was the white dress and cake deal for the sake of the family) and we went on a 2week honeymoon/roadtrip. First we got VERY high in a cave. We sprayed each other with cans of silly string and painted each other with glow-in-the-dark bodypaint and watched the sky shimmer with stars. We had the whole mountain to ourselves and the next morning we climbed it in a rainstorm and it was awesome. We didn't even mind almost being eaten by the giant spider (big as my face, I promise you.) Next we stayed a in a tent near a big, b

I live in a world where everybody wears a mask, or part of one. The kinda cute, Halloween get-ups like fake ears, a clown nose, vampire teeth, etc.. some people wear full masks so that you can't see their faces at all, but not many. Cue extremely cutesey, happy-college-movie music. I work in a whorehouse, on the seventh floor, in a threesome group with two chicks. I'm not sure what gender I am. House meeting, we're not paying attention, a girl from one of the other rooms (green goblin ears) is asking me what I think the acceptable limit for body hair is (she feels like going natural) I tell her its best to apply for one of the fetish sect